Office Space

Dear Diary,

Well, I don’t know what the food lady is working on up there on her desk, but it seems to involve pens, pencils, paper, water bottles, coffee, and the clickity-clackity light-beamy thing.

It’s a little bit boring when the lady has to do the desk stuff, but I try to be a good sport about it. I lay down at her feet to keep her company.


It’s comfy and I bring my toys under there with me!


Sometimes I have had enough of hanging out under the desk. When I have had enough there are just a few easy things that I have to do in order to get the lady to take me outside and play with me.

First, I go and sit by her hand so that she pets me. She does this kind of absent-mindedly.




If that works, then I start to smile a lot and move around a little bit more so that she starts paying more attention. If I’m really lucky, I can get her to go "HA HA HA" at my crazy antics!





If I get her distracted enough, then I get what I want!


Yay for moi!



Yours forever,
Buzz Buzz full of Fuzz

Is it a hot day?

math equation

Surefire way to get your lady to play fetch.

Buzz says “welcome to my yard. Let me demonstrate how to get your lady to throw the ball for you.”


Buzz says “You must find the ball and bring it to her, then look at your lady and say something very polite such as ‘excuse me, lady, but would you kindly throw the ball?’ ”


It works every time!

Fish is the Wish

Today started off really BORING!!!!


And it just kept being BORING.


And then it was a little bit more BORING.


Then, the food lady reached into her bag of wonders and pulled out this!


I was very excited to see it!


The food lady told me to say please.


So I said “puhweeeeeeeze!” the only way I know how.



Then, I got the fishy and I went to town on it.








After 30 minutes, the fishy looked like this!


The food lady said we should give the fishy a break, so we went on a walk.



When we got back, she did not give me the fishy again. She took it out and she was going to give it to me, but then I jumped on her and acted all crazy. I am not allowed to behave that way so she put the fish away. Now, I’m back to being BORED. I wish I had remembered my manners, but sometimes it is hard to be good when there are fishes to be had!